Josef Maria Mayer
PROLOG
POET
(in front of the curtain)
The devil was so completely out of
fashion,
Only psychological demons's were
existing,
The dark shadow in the own soul.
The little devils of his own heart
One has to integrate into the self.
Grandmothers say laughing to their
grandchildren:
My favorite, play with the devil doll!
Grandfathers say to the Godfather
uncles:
Tell your little children of the world,
But never of the devil and the hell!
But I saw the devil himself at work,
When God created little children,
The hell them wanted to scrape out of
the womb
And wanted the children of men to throw
in the trash,
I saw the terrorists flying in the air
And the young people taking drugs.
So shall ye not you wonder, dear
people,
That here the devil appears in person.
But fear not the Satan,
If you see Satan, then whisper:
Hail Mary, O Second Eve!
ACT I
FIRST SCENE
(Satan, Harlequin, Dame Sin.)
SATAN
I want to destroy the whole world! Woe
to you all!
DAME SIN
(a voluptiöses woman lasciviously
entwined by a serpent)
I'll give my best, Lord and Master,
The people to corrupt, give them
Lots of money, lots of money,
especially great wealth,
Then I let them enjoy this world
And let them eat out of all proportion
And let them drink out of all
proportion
And give them the poison of Niktin
And sleeping pills, hashish, cocaine
And the substances of colorful pill
drugs,
Then I connected them to the brothels
And incentives with pornographic
images,
I entice people into adultery
And spouses in divorce
And give a man seven women
And make of pious people bigamists
And monks I make to child abusers
And I let women be raped
And murder children in the womb.
SATAN
Very angry, my faithful servant!
But I still want more, I want the souls
Not only spoil on mother earth,
Mother Earth with the broad breasts,
I want to rip the souls in hell!
I'm thirsty for eternal damnation!
HARLEQUIN
Oh, might I remain eternally in hell!
SATAN
But thou shalt serve me in the world.
There is a man who calls me at all
times,
From Satan hopes all happiness,
Looking forward to the infernal music,
To Satan's whorehouse and lottery.
My Harlequin, thou shalt destroy him
for me,
Casting him in his soul madness!
HARLEQUIN
Oh, I really need to go to the blue
earth?
How I wish I was still in the womb of
hell!
SATAN
Cheer up, my Harlequin, do your duty,
I will reward you in hell.
SECOND SCENE
WAGNER
O devil, do not stop the infernal
music,
I race on the highway to hell
And already hear ringing the bells of
hell!
If I burn myself at the hot pot,
Then I call: O devil! For you are like
fire.
I'd not love to meet the little God,
No, I want to you, great devil.
I do not want to go to heaven
And on the cloud Hallelujah sing,
No, I'd rather go to hell,
Since there's rock music and lottery.
I'm also looking for the Bible:
What is written about the the
Antichrist?
Because I belong to the Antichrist!
Above all, I hate motherhood,
The women and the women's matriarchy
And deeply hate the women's fertility
And deeply hate the women's creativity
And deeply hate the women's wombs!
The women are all whores only,
Only my mother not. O how I hate
The womb and its fetus!
What disgusts me the new life,
Life, a living thing, a child,
Because I feel the love of God therin,
Just get rid of it, just get away with
this child,
O hell, scratch it out of the womb!
Satan, vacuum cleaner, suck the fetus
Out of this maternal uterus
And smash the fruit of the womb to the
garbage
And smash the life in the trash!
How I hate the women with hot hate,
So I hate with hot hate the children,
So I hate life and love,
I love only revolutionary hate,
I love class struggle and terrorism,
I love revolutionary murders!
O devil, you prepare a great desire for
me,
Only your hell is my paradise,
So I conclude a pact with thee, O
Satan,
With you and with the great Antichrist,
The motto of my life is consecration:
Sex sex sex! But that's a mystery.
THIRD SCENE
(Wagner and Harlequin.)
WAGNER
Who are you, brother, and what is your
name?
HARLEQUIN
My name is Harlequin Diabolo.
WAGNER
Diabolo, Diabolo! I am in love
With that name, for I am the devil's
slave.
But what does mean the name Harlequin?
HARLEQUIN
When Doctor Faust the pact concluded
with the devil,
The evil came to him as a black dog.
Then growled John Faustus: Arr, le
chien!
Arr, le chien - means Harlequin.
Agrippa of Nettesheim also in
The occult philosophy absorbed
And in magic, always spoke with his
dog,
Monsieur, so he called his black dog,
He took daily walking his dog
To Mademoiselle, the beautiful black
bitch,
The beautiful bitch in the
neighborhood.
In a word, I want to be your lap's dog!
WAGNER
Yes, men I hate with all my heart,
But I want to love a faithful dog.
You shall howl never before democrats,
You shall howl before all aristocrats!
HARLEQUIN
I am your servant and help thee to
hell,
Where you shall be a long time after
your desire.
Clap your hands and already I'm there,
Whistle on the whistle and already I'm
there.
WAGNER
Now I have a friend in this world,
We include a brotherly bond of
friendship,
The rebellion against all that is
divine
And holy is the law of our covenant,
I hate not alone with all my heart
The supreme Father in heaven,
I also hate with all my heart the
little Cupid!
HARLEQUIN
How is your dear wife?
WAGNER
Because she wanted no other,
I took unfortunately her to my wife.
But the bitch always quarrel
quarrelsome
And says I have anaphrodisie!
I prefer an anaphrodisie
Before Montezuma's Revenge Siphylis!
FOURTH SCENE
(Wagner, his wife Eve Pussy and her
family friend Peter Lady-Servant.)
WAGNER
You poor fool Peter Lady-Servant,
You can now talk to my wife.
LADY-SERVANT
I love you, you picture of the beauty
of God!
WAGNER
How? You love my own wife?
LADY-SERVANT
Platonic I love her as my Muse.
WAGNER
Ah, I understand you, Platonic and
musically...
LADY-SERVANT
I love you, you goblet of pious wisdom!
WAGNER
Of which I understand nothing. But one
thing is clear:
Look at her when she appears to you
beautiful,
And red with her when she appears to
you wise,
But taboo are kisses on the mouth,
Taboo sexual agreement,
Tabu the sacrament of the marriage
covenant.
LADY-SERVANT
I worship you at your feet,
You are the feminine face of God,
I consecrate to you my heart as your
slave!
WAGNER
Say, Eve Pussy, what do you say?
EVE PUSSY
If speech is silver, silence is gold.
LADY-SERVANT
Oh intimate soul twin sister,
So I'll give my answer in your name:
Peter Lady-Servant, my cavalier,
How should I joke with you and flirt
with you,
If this rough guy of man is near?
But when my husband goes to his work,
Then I'll show myself from my best
side,
The brassiere wearer slips carelessly
On my bare arm at your side.
WAGNER
I will consider your faithfulness,
woman!
Tonight I'm staying in a disco
And give one of the whores beer,
Then call Peter Lady-Servant to you
And drink with him the sweet plum
liqueur.
LADY-SERVANT
The acorns of the oak tree fall down
In adoration before the plum tree's
plum!
EVE PUSSY
Oh, men! - Peter, go with God, but go!
FIFTH SCENE
BANKER
Me recently asked my stupid son: What
is
The meaning of life? So I said:
Ask all your friends if they think
What is the meaning of life? this
question
Is too stupid, you must not ask that.
WAGNER
The devil got the soul I sold him.
BANKER
What does your soul cost in dollars?
Look at the dollar bill, it is written
In the triangle on the pyramid:
I, the almighty dollar, am your god!
WAGNER
The devil must give me money, money!
BANKER
The devil and I are happy to assist
you.
Give me a little money, I buy shares
And speculate with your capital.
WAGNER
The capital is for capitalists,
But communism is when the proles
Have the capital of the capitalists.
BANKER
It can even speculate every farmer.
Money has started working on the
market,
You do not even do your work anymore
In the sweat of your face, as God says.
You flush the money doing your job now,
And if you invest your capital,
I juggle with your shares
To the stock market, and if Mammon is
gracious,
So Mammon rains his golden rain
In your lap, the wealth will come to
you,
Then you can buy the whole world.
WAGNER
The Mexicans believe in the Virgin
And in the lottery of the state. I
Dream often of winning the lottery.
BANKER
You know what makes you happy. A
happy-maker
If such a bill. What would you do
As a lotto millionaire firstly?
WAGNER
Traveling on a luxury ship through the
world!
I'd like the eternally idle tourism
From Cuba to travel across the sea to
Bali.
BANKER
In Bangkok there are beautiful girls!
SIXTH SCENE
(Wagner, Eve Pussy and Peter
Lady-Servant.)
WAGNER
Lover, you may chat with my lady.
LADY-SERVANT
How much do you cling to your life,
sweetheart?
So before you alternate, you stand on a
skyscraper
And crashes down, you come on down,
So you're sure dead, but the house
Still projects a nail before you
And could stuck to your eye, blind
While you were, but you will livet.
EVE PUSSY
I did not think, my cavalier,
That your imagination is so brutal.
LADY-SERVANT
I read recently in the newspaper,
In our civilized democracy
A man sought, cannibalistic one man
To eat, and another man coveted,
That a cannibal might eat him.
The two found themselves and understood
them,
The one ate, eaten the other was.
EVE PUSSY
How can you tell that disgusting?
WAGNER
Yes, what is the problem? One wanted
To eat the other and the other
Wanted to be eaten. To none was added
An harm. Each had what he wanted.
LADY-SERVANT
Now tell me that there is no devil.
EVE PUSSY
My angel Ezekiel protects me!
LADY-SERVANT
Saint Michael, Satan hurl to hell!
EVE PUSSY
Tell me again of Jesus,
As he preached on the Tabor Mountain.
LADY-SERVANT
You shall not murder, it is said in the
law,
And Jesus said: Thou shalt not even
hate!
EVE PUSSY
Thou shalt not murder a man says
The example of Moses from the Sinai,
Thou shalt not even kill an animal
To make your stomach a graveyard
For animal carcasses, says Gautama
Buddha.
LADY-SERVANT
Beautiful, Eve Pussy, how you love
life!
EVE PUSSY
The flowers and animals are dearer to
me
Then human beings, which are murderers.
SEVENTH SCENE
(Wagner and his friend Mister Juice.)
JUICE
Wine, women and songs, so we spoke
earlier,
Today it is called: Sex and drugs and
rock'n'roll.
WAGNER
The diabolical desire makes you happy.
First, the happiness, all the joy of
the world,
And then down to eternal damnation!
JUICE
Money must bring everything and
accomplishes all
As already said the wise Solomon.
The saying goes that without money
nothing goes on.
WAGNER
If I were the good Lord, I would create
A beer barrel big as the whole world
And then would create a beer glass, the
cup
Then would extend to the foot of the
moon.
JUICE
If I were the good Lord and
Gave laws at Sinai,
Hospitality would be the divine law,
For the primitive peoples of
Nature, there was a sacred law:
Host, a guest comes to your apartment,
In friendship give him your wife for
sex!
WAGNER
I have sex with one, whom I love,
I love myself, as God commanded.
I take drugs, I take Valium,
And listen to rock music of hell's
bells.
So I am blessed in this world
And let the heavenly paradise to the
angels
And sparrows, this heavenly paradise,
Where houris sweet cream pie eat.
What lack I yet to my salvation?
JUICE
I have a friend who peerages sold.
Wilt thou then not be a prince?
WAGNER
I only desire a title of a prince,
I want to read: Prince of Darkness!
JUICE
I want to be chief in the South Seas
And all South Sea Islanders girls
From sixteen to twenty-two years
Served me as their chief of harem.
WAGNER
A prince, a nobility title, yes, that's
it!
Appeared at the Lake of Constance
Princess Diana as an angel spirit,
saying:
So beg that you do not go to hell!
ACT II
FIRST SCENE
(Title of nobility seller and banker.)
TITLE SELLER
A title of nobility can be had for
money.
If men want in shops more to earn,
So they buy themselves
A diploma and a name of nobility.
You do not need a nobility of soul, and
Not a family tree, but money, only
money.
The crooks buy blue blood
And want as did the Prince of Monaco
Be a rich prince of the casinos.
BANKER
But money is a spacial nobility.
What did the nobility because of the
blue blood,
If they are impoverished? Wealth is a
nobility
From Mammon's grace. Today there is no
emperor
Of God's and Mother Church's grace.
Today there is the capital,
The international banking group,
The Invisible Lodge on the stock
market!
TITLE SELLER
Even the kids are raving for the King
And the princesses, which is quite
natural.
BANKER
Toss once in a group of children
In games a handful of money,
immediately
Is any harmony destroyed and greed
Empowered after this happy-maker of
gold.
TITLE SELLER
Yes, nobility is the bill, money,
that's it.
BANKER
O dollar, I mean the highest god,
Which perched on top of the pyramid
As a triangle with the eye of God,
dollar,
Worshiping are the Freemasons of
America
You as the world-spirit in world
community,
I love you all! Even more than the
rich,
Yes, even more than a millionaire
Sought a communist proletarian for
dollars.
O dollars, you secret god of the
children,
O dollars, the sale of indulgences,
The poor soul from purgatory
Redeemed by dollars into paradise,
You are the golden calf of Sinai,
This has led us into the land of
freedom.
So also says Jesus: Overgrown with the
money,
Who has not proliferated, goes to hell!
So, so you decide, O dollar god,
Who goes to hell in naked poverty,
Who will be redeemed from purgatory
And who by the grace of god will be
blessed.
Money, money, money, money, money!
SECOND SCENE
(Harlequin and Eve Pussy.)
HARLEQUIN
You sweet Eve Pussy, look, the
Christians
Not believe in the sanctity of
marriage.
The Fifth Evangelist, Doctor Luther,
Said, marriage is a worldly thing.
The woman in the bishop's throne leaves
Her husband and divorces him.
I know of a Christian who is full of
hate
Anf gought against the Madonna and
Child,
He took to wife the divorced woman,
The Christian who had divorced,
But in marriage, he also broke the
marriage
And went to whores in the whorehouse
And so she divorced and has
Re-married divorced from the second
husband.
EVE PUSSY
God has placed in the Garden of Eden
The marriage of Eve with the son of the
earth.
HARLEQUIN
How can promise a woman that
She always remains with a man
And till death do not part? Shall the
woman
Not be true to her own unique
constellation?
Now does this man you probably good and
she
Bears from the guilt of former life,
But if the genius of woman calls her
To higher development, she must decide,
Otherwise she is to her true self
unfaithful.
EVE PUSSY
I love not alone my true self,
I do love one man only forever.
Even Jesus does not break the covenant
with humanity.
HARLEQUIN
If your soul was pre-existent
And saw before conception in the
heavens
In a mirror of God her partner,
The united You as parallel soul,
Two sperm-drop they in the hand of God,
If this soul partner was not Wagner,
Perhaps it was Peter Lady-Servant, then
You sin against God, if you to your
spouse
Give yourself sexually in bed.
The deity wants from you the total gift
In sexual agreement with that man
Who says to you in love: I am you
And you are me and we are one in God!
So if you Peter Lady-Servant pleasure
Grant that he desires of thy lap,
So you are faithful to the
constellation of your destiny.
EVE PUSSY
O fool, you talk as wise as a serpent!
THIRD SCENE
(Harlequin, Eve Pussy, Wagner.)
EVE PUSSY
My spouse, you know your friend,
Like a dog loyal to you in humility of
dogs,
And you know what he advises your wife?
He said, God would complacent sin
Of adultery if the act of love,
I fully hesitate with Peter
Lady-Servant.
WAGNER
I know of no trace of jealousy.
To me it does not matter with whom you
sleep,
For I do not desire your body.
Yes, with the sinful Peter
Lady-Servant,
That would be all right with me if this
chaste virgin
From Plato's school lives in
fornication.
HARLEQUIN
My Lord and Master and my friend and
brother,
I just wanted to be the voice of
temptation
And proof your sweet Eve Pussy,
For if a man does not check his wife,
So he does not know what is worth her
loyalty.
WAGNER
I know you're true to me, you poor
thing,
You love me because I treat you so bad.
Ye wives must contact the feet,
Then she licks yet sales of our boot.
Poor Peter Lady-Servant, the fool,
He makes the mistake of worshiping
women.
Because he prays to you as his goddess,
Why do you despise him so deeply?
HARLEQUIN
Even King David spoke like every woman:
I love those who hate me cordially,
I hate those who sincerely love me!
WAGNER
Yet I am poor. The work in the office
Brings a little money in my wallet.
But the devil will make me rich
And then I travel on a luxury ship
Through the whole world, then I'll buy
me a wife,
Which better fits to a rich man.
Lady Poverty, you'd rather go with
Saint Francis
And talk with the sparrows and pigeons.
If I am only ennobled by riches,
I will the film actresses usurp
To me, I buy me one of the most
beautiful
Of the general whores of Hollywood!
FOURTH SCENE
(Title seller and Wagner.)
TITLE SELLER
Perhaps you want to be a prince: Henry
Of Thurn and Taxis, Prince of God's
grace?
I know a lovely princess,
Eliza of Thurn und Taxis, she
Is a beautiful lovely princess.
WAGNER
I have heard of the beautiful woman
And've also seen a picture of her.
But unfortunately she also has written
a book
And praises in it the happiness of
piety.
Although she is beautiful as
Botticelli's Venus,
This top model of the Renaissance, who
suffered
Of consumption or anorexia,
Maybe the Venus suffered from bulimia,
But this Venus Eliza
Not bathing in the foam of the
Mediterranean,
She prefers to bathe in holy water,
She will also not go on the shell,
She is one of the beads on the string
of beads
And wearing the scallop on the hat,
Also, she does not smell of perfume
erotic,
She smells like incense! This may not
like Satan!
TITLE SELLER
The Lady of the Forest is dead,
unfortunately,
Diana hunts no longer in England's
forests!
WAGNER
I heard of the hour of her death
And heard in the same moment
From going home this super-pious mother
Teresa of Calcutta and I thought,
That this Mother the Princess safely
Took by her hand and led her to Jesus.
Then I heard that Princess Diana
Had appeared on Lake Constance as
Virgin
Mary - But when I think of Saint Mary,
Then it horrifies the legions of
demons!
TITLE SELLER
What do you want for a title of
nobility?
WAGNER
I like sitting in the throne of China,
As Son of Heaven in the dragon throne
of China,
And rule by the legalism manner
Like Chin Shi Huang Di and would
laughingly
Burn all the books of the scholars,
Above all, I would burn
The Gospel of the foreign devils!
FIFTH SCENE
HARLEQUIN
(alone)
Oh Satan, you're a strict master!
What do you sent me to earth,
I with this post and this duty,
The chaste Eve Pussy to seduce?
Oh, she is chaste as the northern ice
And the tempter her hardens the heart
Like rocks that can not cleave Moses.
Whether other wear Venus' charm belt,
Wearing Eve Pussy the Madonna's belt,
The chastity belt of the undefiled
Virgin.
As I always am trying to master!
How do I quote ancient philosophers,
The speeches of Aspasia and Phryne,
Whether I quote Catullus, Ovid,
And she Corinna or Lesbia,
She just do not want to break marriage!
(He cries.)
Oh Satan, mercy, oh mercy,
Mercy to the servant in the deep!
Too hard is my job these days!
I yearn back to my hell,
I long back to the old Lethe
And to the sighing forest of suicide
And to the fire river of the Phlegethon
And the purple grenades of Cyrus
And the swan lake of Acherus
And to Hades' Pandemonium,
To Beelzebub and Belial and Satan
And Lucifer and the mother Lilith!
(He cries harder.)
How long shall I on this earth
As a vicious serve my Lord
And Master? By the eternal Abraxas
And the great goddess Ashtaroth,
If I do not soon come home in my hell
Then I must give myself to murder me!
Should I duel me with guns,
Should I cut my veins at the pulse,
Should I drive the car in front of the
tree,
Should I throw myself from the
high-rise in the depth,
Should I swallow a tube of sleeping
pills,
Should I I inject an heroin overdose?
You Bride of Lucifer, O Mother Lilith,
You please Satan as his handmaid,
Please beg for me, O she-devil Lilith,
That Satan in a hurry brings me home to
hell!
SIXTH SCENE
(Peter Lady-Servant and Eve Pussy.)
EVE PUSSY
Men love but only big breasts.
LADY-SERVANT
O, your breasts are perfect, my
girlfriend!
(She smiles.)
If they swell out of your dress in
spring,
Your white breasts, burns my soul!
God the Father's motherly bosom I will
praise,
Because your wonderful breasts reflect
The breasts of my Father in Heaven!
EVE PUSSY
Shall God the Father have motherly
breasts?
LADY-SERVANT
I read it in the Odes of Solomon:
The Father has his motherly breasts,
Messiah is the motherly milk of the
breasts,
And the Spirit milks the motherly
breasts of God.
EVE PUSSY
You really sound like a small child.
LADY-SERVANT
God gave me a child's pure heart.
EVE PUSSY
What writes my poet in this moment?
LADY-SERVANT
The ode to the goddess Aphrodite:
ODE TO APHRODITE
O love's Queen, Anadyomene,
How I dream of love and the joy of
love,
How do I, O Queen, long for your love,
For your full chest!
When I look in your face, O Queen of
love,
When I look at the face of the heavenly
girl,
I believe deeply from the bottom of my
life's instincts,
That God is a woman!
O Queen of pleasure and lust and
highest bliss,
You goddess, wearing nothing but mother
Eve's dress,
On your white body nothing but the
light of the sun,
You are my eternity,
Godly girl, so beautiful, Queen of
earthly delights,
Eternity will appear in a moment!
O make my bed in the valley of paradise
And give me love's happiness!
SEVENTH SCENE
(Wagner and Lady-Servant.)
WAGNER
You poor fool, you Christ with sheep's
face,
What do you want from my housewife?
Look, everything that she wants to
build,
This is the matriarchy of the old stone
age.
She wants to rule as the Great Mother,
The Great Mother with the broad
breasts,
The Great Mother with the broad pelvis.
The Aryans, however, the master race,
The Aryans, the blond superman,
They raped the Great Mother
And crucified the Son of the Great
Mother.
LADY-SERVANT
The Aryans are deeply hated by me!
I also know nothing of Nietzsche's
superman.
You can also learn, you fool, from
Nietzsche
Because when I see Eve Pussy, the
woman,
So it seems to me she is a super-woman!
WAGNER
If your mistress, your dominatrix
Makes you angry and punishes your
passion,
Be of good courage and let her without
grief,
These are nothing but whims of a woman,
The sublunary whims of a woman,
Controlled only by the control of their
blood,
Ruled by the moon and all its vagaries,
A capricious nature of the weather,
To rain, but the sunshine follows.
Let you be dominated not by a woman,
For in the Bible Solomon said:
If you go to a woman, do not forget the
whip!
LADY-SERVANT
This is probably a word from the
Antichrist.
But my Domina is a judge,
When she smiles at me full of charm,
So I live in paradise's garden,
If she is angry with me in inexorable
rigor,
She damns me to hell's dungeon,
And when I looked at her charm
And devour me from languishing desire
And she still wants to look again,
This is a purgatory here on earth.
WAGNER
You think still like little children,
The beautiful lady was the Charity of
God?
Just because the female has no one,
So I've brought her to me in my house,
That she cleans my house as a
housewife.
The devil in need just eats flies.
But when I become a lottery
millionaire,
Then I'll buy for me Miss America.
EIGHTH SCENE
(Title seller, banker, Wagner,
Harlequin.)
TITLE SELLER
Wagner, if you'll be Prince of
Darkness,
Then must be your princess a demon.
WAGNER
Lucifer, the god of the morning star,
Has his Lilith, his she-demon.
BANKER
If you show the full pocket
From a man's power, the pocket,
And you show the sex part of your money
And show the subjects of your bills
And brag to the power of the golden
calf,
Then you need also the queen of gold,
The rich wife, the goddess of luxury!
WAGNER
O Luxury, Luxury, you deadly sin,
You lust in the physical fabric,
Enjoyment of bodies, wealth and power,
I pray to you, golden decorated
goddess,
O luxury's Empress, you whore of
Babylon!
HARLEQUIN
In the Commedia dell'Arte
Is Eve Pussy equal to Colombine,
Colombine or Cindarella,
Cindarella or Povarella,
Intimate comrade of all lovers.
WAGNER
Can you make something out of Eve
Pussy?
BANKER
I know a lady who is rich,
Who is viewed in the world,
Loved by all and praised by all,
Which adorns herself like a golden
jewelry,
She has traveled around the globe
And knows how women must behave,
The ladies at the side of rich men.
WAGNER
Can not come this rich lady
And teach my poor Eve Pussy
How to behave like a lady?
BANKER
No, she will not come, the fine lady,
Entering in such a house!
But Eve Pussy may send to the lady.
If she submits in humility of dogs,
Then the lady will instruct her
In the happiness of the vanity of
vanities.
WAGNER
What is the name of that fine lady?
BANKER
Pandora is her name, gift of all gods.
ACT THREE
FIRST SCENE
(An advocat and his adopted son Plato.)
ADVOCAT
You must have a hard heart, boy,
The whole world is full of bastards!
You just have to think you are the
winner,
The happy one, the hero, the victor!
Show everyone your middle finger
And say, I alone and no one else!
PLATO
Oh how so sweet it is in my heart,
I'd like the whole earthly world to
embrace,
To touch the tender mother nature,
Which is beautiful as the Queen of May,
From whom to me sang my nurse.
ADVOCAT
Fairy tales, fables of old women!
Forget the old nurse's piety!
Only old women pray the rosary.
PLATO
But I love the heavenly mother!
ADVOCAT
The sky is a cloud's cuckoo land!
On earth you have to stand your man!
Here the war is raging, here fight your
fight,
You must stand with both feet on the
ground!
PLATO
Heaven is still full of candy.
ADVOCAT
I'll buy you everything you want to
have,
I'll buy it for you with hard money.
I have the satanaists, the communists,
The fascists, the national socialists,
The Maoists, the terrorists
And rapists and child molesters
Redeemed from the just penalty,
I spoke before the court for Hitler
And gave him a place of honor with
mother
Teresa of Calcutta in the heavens.
And so I have become a rich man
And shit on the poor vagabonds!
PLATO
The brighter to me is the sweet heaven,
The darker to me the bitter earth.
ADVOCAT
You are a child, you're still a right
child,
Believe in the fairy tale of the love
of God.
Learn only the wisdom of this world,
Then you'll with cynical love only
yourself.
I believe in myself,
Because I'm smarter than God!
SECOND SCENE
(The nun Toto, Plato.)
NUN TOTO
My little beautiful sweet boy Plato,
I know in your childhood sweet years
Did you like the loving child's mother
And pour the faith in love
By tenderness of the sweet motherly
love
And has raised yourself to the breasts
Of the Mother of God and she has
nourished you with milk,
The Mother of God has kissed you with
her lips,
The Mother of God has cherished you in
her arms,
You were the Mother of God's beloved
child.
Because you loved the sweet Infant
Jesus
And with the Infant Jesus and the
angels
You played football with the sun.
PLATO
Love, the little God, was so dear to
me!
NUN TOTO
Now you already have in your early
childhood
Learned a pain in your heart
And your child's mother died,
You have been a motherless orphan.
Although the advocat has adopted you,
But now you are educated in the spirit
Of the world of wealth, fame and power
And this underground culture of death
Occurs with temptations to your soul,
They teach you the art of witchcraft,
The fallacy of Islam, gluttony
And the idolatry of transience.
And one day will awaken in you
The sexuality of all instincts
And you will then live in a world
Of hedonism and sexual immorality.
PLATO
Oh, I'll be happy, Sister Toto?
NUN TOTO
In the midst of your childish pure
heart,
In the seventh chamber of the soul's
castle
Still lives the sweet love of God,
The sweet love, sweet as milk.
And all the saints and all the angels
And the beloved nurse in heaven,
Their intercession bless your good soul
And implore God's Spirit down on you.
PLATO
I think I already forget how Jesus
And God have been in my childhood.
NUN TOTO
God always precedes you as a light,
A glimmer of God shines above you
And leads you through the pilgrimage of
the earth
Up to the bay of bliss!
THIRD SCENE
(Title seller, banker, Wagner,
Harlequin, Eve Pussy.)
TITLE SELLER
How is the price of cow's milk on the
world market?
BANKER
The farmers on the German country in
the north
For starvation wages produce milk.
What they get for one liter mil,
That is not enough to feed the cows.
The farmers them only hang up!
WAGNER
The idiots who kill themselves!
You can only laugh and sneer!
But if a man stands on the precipice
and wants
To fall down, one should push him!
BANKER
The German cow's milk but is so cheap
And comes out after Hindostan,
The poor peasants in the Hindu country
Do not sell their milk anymore because
they
Assets not so cheap for sale
The milk of the Hindu cows as the milk
Of the German cow in the land of the
Holy Cow.
WAGNER
What are to me India's poor farmers?
What are to me the children of Africa?
Whether a flood washed over the earth,
What the hell, I got my sheep only in
drying.
EVE PUSSY
Ye men are talking about politics,
Ye are talking about football, then
determined
About the computers. Oh I want to be
like
My bosom friend Anne Fuck-the-bottle!
HARLEQUIN
Ah, Anne Fuck-the-bottle!
EVE PUSSY
My beloved bosom friend
Understands me better than a man ever
could.
Ye men think we women have only
The femininity of the body, but we
women
Understand the femininity of the soul.
If your husbands souls praise
Dead things such as computers or
The policy of the state, then women are
talking
About life, the garden, the dogs,
About men also, especially the
children,
For feminine souls love only
Life, as it did my name says,
For Eve, that is, mother of life.
FOURTH SCENE
LADY PANDORA
Now looks at me the whole earth,
Because this body is desirable!
My feminine body is built slim
And my sweet breasts well formed,
My face is clean and harmonious.
As my physical beauty is great!
This is a secret of my fashion,
That my clothes conceal not alone,
In truth they reveal the body.
For this is the eroticism in fashion,
That the veil still increases the
nudity,
That all stimuli are reinforced,
That all needs to be more inflamed.
For my red dress is good,
That everyone wants to take away from
me.
But so cheap I'm not to get,
For I must live by the body stimuli.
Now I am beautiful and shapely my body,
Now I have to find myself the right
man,
Which can supply me for life.
If I but too willingly give myself
For a moment to the man,
I appear for the rich man cheap
And not as expensive, but worthless.
But I save my highest stimuli
And stay but promising erotic
And a promise of the highest bliss of
love,
So he will want to conquer me
With the weapon of a man, his money.
He will buy me nice clothes
For his object of desire to beautify
me,
And I will buy jewelry and diamonds
And make me golden like a golden calf,
The idol of male desire.
When I exhausted the masculinity
Of money and male potency
Of gold, I give myself to pay me
In the right moment, the right Cairos,
As on the highest peak of his claim
And in the most flourishing of my
beauty.
Then I take for my husband the rich.
Because of the hour at the height of
Beauty and feminine stimulus
Starts my charm to fade, oh,
A female without erotic stimulus is
completely worthless!
And nobody pays for old withered women.
FIFTH SCENE
(Eve Pussy, Anne Fuck-the-bottle,
Harlequin.)
EVE PUSSY
My Peter Lady-Servant harassed me very
With his love, his Platonism.
He wants me to think only his
Thoughts, to accept his faith
And that I alienate myself mentally so
From my husband, whom loyalty I
promised.
Although my Peter Lady-Servant claims
He would only consider spiritual beauty
And my beauty is a reflection for him
Of the beauty of God, but I know
And feel that he is keen on my body!
ANNE FUCK-THE-BOTTLE
I know, I know, you are his sex idol!
EVE PUSSY
These are nothing more than physical
insincts,
But spiritual souls love more than
sensual.
ANNE FUCK-THE-BOTTLE
Do not be too strict with your
Lady-Servant,
Who is always ready to serve you,
Who so much have helped you and so
often
Has sacrificed himself for you by
deeds.
The faithful servant, think of him
warm!
You'd be pretty and stupid, beloved
friend,
If you send away the servant by
severity.
How happy I'd be, if I'd own such an
Admirer who makes himself a slave!
HARLEQUIN
Maitresse, mon amour! Votre serviteur!
ANNE FUCK-THE-BOTTLE
I must teach you the French yet.
HARLEQUIN
Jeune fille, mon amour et ma désire!
ANNE FUCK-THE-BOTTLE
Ah, que tu veut, mon Prince Carneval?
HARLEQUIN
Ah, voulez-vous couchez avec moi?
ANNE FUCK-THE-BOTTLE
Vénus, ta grace est extraordinaire,
O très bizarre ta grace, déesse
Vénus!
SIXTH SCENE
(Harlequin alone at night.)
HARLEQUIN
O Satan, you're the father of lies,
O Satan, you're the murderer,
I'm all yours, I'm a child of the
devil!
But it is too much for me,
What you want from me, you murderer.
It's all still just that I think
Brother Wagner to lead into hell,
This is made easy for me by himself,
Because he abandoned the free will
And Satan can ride on his back,
As Doctor Martin Luther once taught.
However, murderer, father of lies,
Satan,
This one is too hard for your son,
The chaste Eve Pussy to seduce!
Today I'm back as failed,
She has complained of Master Eckhart
And Peter Lady-Servant has comforted
her.
She slept in the bed, he sat next door,
She bathed in her tub,
He waited quite chaste in front of the
outdoor,
Then he invited the beloved mistress
With him to eat in a restaurant
The fast food vegetarian of Buddha,
Then the chaste Eve Pussy but said:
I can not go out to eat with you,
friend,
That would not be right to my husband.
O Satan, damn me to hell,
Snatch me from the vanity of the world
And tear me down to those places
Of the hellish inferno, where gathered
Are the philosophers of hedonism
And all this Epicurean pigs,
Then I will enjoy the Hedone,
As to the phallus of Lucifer
I homosexual desire prepare!
Damned piety on this earth!
How do I get a stomachache when
I hear Peter Lady-Servant preaching:
On earth, pain, pain, nothing but pain,
In Paradise then nothing but bliss!
ACT IV
FIRST SCENE
(Anne Fuck-the-bottle and her cousin.)
ANNE
What means my name Anne, dear cousin?
COUSIN
Your name Anne is called in the north
Nanna
And Nanna, this name is called: The
Mother.
In Susa or Ecbatana
Your name Anne is also called Anahita,
And Anahita is the morning star
And is also the celestial ocean
And is the Great Mother of all life.
The Bible calls her: Goddess Nanaea!
But the mother is called in Persian
Mitra,
But the mother is called in Persian
Mayr.
And so we see mother Anna,
Saint Anne, who has born Saint Mary,
Mary, Star of the Sea and morning star,
And Anne, or grace of God or Charis.
ANNE
So my name is grace or mother?
COUSIN
Yes, grace also means beauty, charm and
sweetness,
Delight, pleasure, kindness and
gratitude,
Thus the deity is the Great Mother.
ANNE
The deity you call a Great Mother?
Because Mary is God? Is not God the
Father?
COUSIN
The troubadour of Our Lady, Saint
Bernard,
Spoke: The Lord God is truly Magna
Mater!
ANNE
But when I hear blaspheming brother
Wagner,
He always complains of the matriarchy.
He hates women and he hates the mother,
He hates the womb, the fetus,
He hates life and he hates love
And so he hates logically God!
COUSIN
It is a battle in our time on earth,
Love is struggling with anti-love.
ANNE
Where do you see this fight on earth?
COUSIN
The woman's motherhood is attacked,
The woman's womb is attacked,
The love of fertility is attacked,
Holiness of life is attacked.
ANNE
What makes very happy the mothers but
children!
COUSIN
I thank thee, O woman, that you're a
woman!
SECOND SCENE
(Anne Fuck-the-bottle and her cousin.)
COUSIN
I the whole night could not sleep,
I lay in a half awake state
And saw you naked as goddess Venus
Emerging from the sea with full
breasts.
ANNE
I dreamed of my bosom friend,
From my beloved Eve Pussy.
We wanted to dance like the Indians.
COUSIN
What is a dance that you like to dance?
ANNE
Le danse de ventre, mon ami cousin.
COUSIN
I'd like to see you as odalisque.
ANNE
Enough of dreams! Here is life!
The reality is mean and stupid,
Hurtful, ugly reality,
But only reality is true.
COUSIN
So now with the feet on the ground?
ANNE
I want to open a business.
COUSIN
What do you want to sell?
ANNE
I heard on a quiet winter evening,
How Eve Pussy quietly complained that
Her husband at night no more visits her
in bed,
And Peter Lady-Servant to her comfort
Promised her a comforting dildo.
COUSIN
One thing for masturbation for women?
ANNE
I now read but in the Kamasutra
The scientific description of such
Artificial man's phallus, which, of
wood,
Of stone and hard rubber, thick and
thin
And long and short and broad and
narrow, whatever
To a vulva of a woman fits, because
One has a hare-vulva,
One a mare vulva,
The elephant vulva is the third.
For each vulva there is a phallus,
And when a woman is not loved by a man,
So I offer her a phallus of rubber,
From wood and stone the little God and
Lord.
THIRD SCENE
(Lady Pandora and Anne
Fuck-the-bottle.)
ANNE
In the shelf here are my books,
First, here the art of tantric sex,
In addition, there is the art of Tao
Sex
And then the memoirs of Casanova.
PANDORA
In my days, love was still morally,
But today we practice free love.
ANNE
In ancient India there was the goddess
of love,
The religious man went to a brothel
And adorned the coveted and beloved
With all the emblems of his goddess
And then slept with a prostitute, but
In truth he was sleeping with the
goddess of love.
Oh, unfortunately perished religion,
I would like to be a temple prostitute.
PANDORA
The goddess of love still lives!
I saw the Venus of America,
She is called Miss America, she is
The ideal of a film actresses,
The singers and the dancers.
The artists are prostitutes
Of the goddess Venus of America.
They play their roles highly erotic
And moan their fervent chants
To the copulating drums, moaning
And dancing on stage copulating
And only wear a dress or even a near
nothing
Skin-colored bikini on stage
And then dance lasciviously with giant
snakes.
But who wants more from the
prostitutes,
Looking at the computer into the
Worldwide network, because that is a
brothel,
A show of the the temple prostitutes
Of the Goddess Venus of America,
Even the lips of her vagina naked!
ANNE
There were but also in ancient Greece
Courtesans, world famous prostitutes,
Glykere, Thais, Lais, Phryne and
Aspasia and how they were all called.
PANDORA
Today are called this temple
prostitutes
Of the goddess Venus of America
Rhianna, Britney, Jennifer, Christina,
Yes, Angelina is priced even as Venus.
They prostitute themselves in Venus'
name
And make this earth to brothel,
The world a whorehouse of Venus.
FOURTH SCENE
(Pandora, Eve Pussy, Anne
Fuck-the-bottle, Harlequin.)
PANDORA
You beloved women, my two daughters,
It is wise that you sleep enough!
Relaxe yourself often in a bathtub
And select the bath oil of harmony
And select the bath oil of vitality
And select the spruce oil for your
bath.
Take only cosmetics that are not made
According to animal experiments,
because that is cruel.
Diets are to your body shape
Desirable obtained, especially
In the summer you need the bikini
shape.
In the diet avoid meat and fish
And pay attention to the bases and
acids.
Drink bo alcohol, drinke but green tea
And your spirit through meditation
cultivate
Through yoga, autogenic training and
Qi Gong, the breathing techniques of
the East.
EVE PUSSY
All we keep very punctual,
What do we lack even for a good life?
PANDORA
Full irreplaceable is a good family
friend.
ANNE
Hey, Harlequin, you can certainly
explain
How is to hold a family friend as a
woman.
EVE PUSSY
I'm also interested. Explain to me
love!
HARLEQUIN
The women now want to study?
Am I at a university
Of Melian nymphs and naiads
And I am a doctor of theology there
And have round about me a harem of
girls,
Of girls who are eternally young and
lovely?
At sixteen, she comes to the harem,
With twenty-two years she will be
separated,
Then come new sixteen year old girls!
So here I am to keep catechesis
And teach from the Catechism of Cupid?
Yes, at number seven thousand thirteen
Cupid's catechism, I quote,
Speaks of the imperative nature of the
friend.
And in point seven one thousand
seventieths
Cupid's Catechism goes on to say:
The bashful star of love of a
house-friend is nothing
Compared with the sunlight of marriage.
What am I saying? O Satan! Catechism!
Release me from the University of
Woman and the female scholars, Satan,
A bluestocking is worse than hell!
FIFTH SCENE
(Advocat, boy Plato, Wagner.)
ADVOCAT
The people are all but bastards,
Only you I do like, good brother
Wagner!
WAGNER
What will you do with the little Plato?
ADVOCAT
You should have seen my wife,
Sterile and without an uterus in her
lap,
I gave her the foaming champagne
And the champagne went to cocaine
And in cocaine intoxication she cried:
I want a child, I want to have a baby!
So I adopted for her the little Plato.
WAGNER
Now make him also to an image in your
likeness.
ADVOCAT
He shall see, how the rich men live,
One thing is clear: There is no God in
heaven!
Look at the eyes of a dead man,
Staring at you the bare cold
nothingness.
So there is just nothing after death,
There is nothing smart but to enjoy on
earth.
Because if there is no God in heaven,
The highest wisdom is hedonism.
WAGNER
Why does the dog licks his testicles?
He does it because only he can it!
PLATO
How was fun up there but in the solar
plane,
I was scared while at the rise, but
Since I've been keeping my eyes.
But as I floated in the glider
And below could see the cows in the
meadows,
As with the black and white spots
The cows looked like penguins.
ADVOCAT
To me everything you have called I
like,
I'll buy you everything you want to
have,
The warriors from outer space I buy for
you,
Get the empire of the Death Star!
PLATO
There is a word that says love is God,
The word is sharper than a laser sword!
SIXTH SCENE
(Peter Lady-Servant and Eve Pussy.)
LADY-SERVANT
The seventy-three books in the book
Praise all thy beauty, girlfriend,
But more than your beauty still glorify
I thy goodness, girlfriend, your
kindness.
EVE PUSSY
I'm at that age of a woman
When the woman no longer wins by her
charms,
Since she wins by qualities of mind.
LADY-SERVANT
How fleeting youth charm is,
Nothing is equal to the physical
beauty.
However, the mistress's feminine soul,
Which God preserves in her interior,
Is praiseworthy as the angels of God.
EVE PUSSY
In my soul is a spark of God,
More I do not know of the wise Master
Eckard.
LADY-SERVANT
In the innermost chamber of the soul's
castle
In your soul God is like a crystal.
This I know of Teresa of Jesus.
EVE PUSSY
The spiritual friendship is dearer to
me
Then the eagerness of hot passion.
LADY-SERVANT
Passion creates suffering,
Friendship but in the mystery of God
Mysterious brings alive friendship with
God.
EVE PUSSY
The vulgar mob in the streets
Says: Between husband and wife is
friendship
Impossible, just so long is the man
A friend of the woman, until he finally
Lures her into his bed and sleeps with
her.
LADY-SERVANT
But Saint Francis was a friend of Saint
Clare,
Saint John of the cross was a friend of
Teresa,
Saint John Paul the Great was a friend
Of Saint Mother Teresa of Calcutta.
EVE PUSSY
What it's not called all friendship
today!
Often the girlfriends are only
concubines.
LADY-SERVANT
In your friendship in the chaste limits
I met wisdom, my girlfriend,
Lady wisdom namely is my true
girlfriend.
SEVENTH SCENE
(Wagner, Advocat, Peter Lady-Servant.)
LADY-SERVANT
You, brother Wagner, have the right to
Call Eve Pussy your wife,
Until she is separated from you by
death.
But then from eternity to eternity
I live reunited with my ideal.
WAGNER
So you want her as a chaste virgin,
Peter,
On earth, respect the law,
In the heavens make me a cuckold?
LADY-SERVANT
What has Christ with Belial together,
With Satan my Hagia Sophia?
Predestination is a marvelous thing,
As Goethe says. When I see you, Wagner,
Then I believe in the wisdom of Jesus
Sirach,
The evil wicked are created by God
To eternal damnation in hell.
WAGNER
That does not scare me, because then
I'll be glad.
LADY-SERVANT
But Eve Pussy is a heavenly kingdom
On earth, Eve Pussy is Malkuth,
She is the Shekinah, God's dwelling.
When I sit with her at the table in
The kingdom of heaven of friendship
among spirits,
Then that's a foretaste of heaven,
Since I'm with Jesus and Mary
At the table in the paradise of God.
WAGNER
But I have the money to buy the bread,
I buy the food, and you eat it,
I work in the sweat of the brow
And you worship the goddess of sweet
idleness.
LADY-SERVANT
God gave it to his favorites in their
sleep.
ADVOCAT
Yes, worship only the god of laziness,
The star-shillings can rain down.
I go to work in the office, a real man
Lives not alone by word of the mouth of
God,
A man lives by bread. The poet says,
Food comes first, then comes ethics,
Divine chatter does not satisfy us!
LADY-SERVANT
The food you do not know which feds me,
Because I feed myself from love.
ADVOCAT
(makes the hand gesture of "fig")
You live from love, you're fucking the
women
And they invite you to lunch?
ACT V
FIRST SCENE
(Title seller and his friend Keno of
Finkenburg.)
TITLE SELLER
I know of no one as chaste as you.
FINKENBURG
Who does not kiss the woman, kisses the
red wine.
TITLE SELLER
But how do you live the violence of the
shoots?
FINKENBURG
I have a collection of Venus images,
The statues of the ancients antiquity,
The Knidia and Our Lady of Milo,
Apelles' Venus Anadyomene,
I have the Venus Felix and Venus
From Belvedere, those of Colonna,
I have the Venus of Urbino and
The Sleeping Venus by Giorgione and
Velasquez's Venus with the beautiful
back,
Watteau's Cythera with the beautiful
ass,
The Medici Venus, by Raphael
Galathea and the Graces.
TITLE SELLER
Oh lust of the flesh, oh lust of the
eyes, oh lust!
FINKENBURG
And then I am drunken at midnight,
Then I read the anthology of the Greeks
And Sappho's odes to lesbian women,
Catullus' odes to Lesbia,
Ovidus elegies for Corinna,
Propertius, Tibullus, Horace, but
Virgil not,
But Martial and Juvenal very much.
TITLE SELLER
So you mage pure your erotic instints?
FINKENBURG
If not dominates me Lord Thanatos,
Masters me always Lady Libido.
TITLE SELLER
And also you dream of Lady Libido?
FINKENBURG
In vases, goblets, fountains, pools,
yes,
I dream every night of the hips.
TITLE SELLER
Is there no woman in your life?
FINKENBURG
But, sometimes I come for lunch
To my neighbor, to Eve Pussy.
.
SECOND SCENE
(Harlequin and Keno of Finkenburg.)
HARLEQUIN
My dear Keno Count of Finkenburg,
Look what i found here for you.
FINKENBURG
What do you have in the bag for me?
HARLEQUIN
From Eve Pussy a black slip,
From Eve Pussy a red slip,
From Eve Pussy a white slip
And one of her white bra
And one of her red bra
And one of her black bra.
FINKENBURG
The black bra I know,
I've given it her at Christmas.
Where did you get all this stuff from?
HARLEQUIN
I stole it from her bedchamber,
For you, I know you're a fetishist.
FINKENBURG
Forgive me, immaculate Eve Pussy!
HARLEQUIN
We know why she's called pussy!
FINKEN
Not what you're thinking, kinky bitch!
No, Pussy is a name from the Bible!
HARLEQUIN
Do not read the book! Oremus,
Finkenburg.
FINKENBURG
Oremus? But how, how to pray?
HARLEQUIN
Saint Pussy, virgin, pray for us!
Saint Pussy, girl, pray for us!
Saint pussy, Lady, pray for us!
Saint Pussy, chaste one, pray for us!
Saint Pussy, beautiful one, pray for
us!
Saint Pussy, beloved, pray for us!
Saint Pussy with the uninjured Hymen,
Saint Pussy with the fig of your womb,
Hear us, hear us, O Saint Pussy!
FINKENBURG
For this blasphemy gets you the devil!
HARLEQUIN
What? What is blasphemy?
FINKENBURG
Obscene speeches about my mistress!
THIRD SCENE
(Title seller and Wagner.)
TITLE SELLER
How has the world changed for the worse
yet!
There have fought our fathers nor
As heroes with the atomic bombs,
Since it were renamed atomic bombs
In God's name Holy Trinity.
Where are the good old days gone?
Today children already struggling with
death stars!
A death star destroys the galaxy
Of the sun and Andomeda!
No, that is not fought gallantly!
WAGNER
If only the universe no longer existed!
Why is there a something
And not rather just nothing? Were
everything nothing!
TITLE SELLER
This woman has bewitched you, my
brother Wagner!
Eve Pussy is a witch!
Always she murmurs: Om mani padme hum!
The Antichrist's magic formula is that!
Then she painted pentagrams on the
floor,
As if she wants to summon black dogs.
Then she makes dolls that look like
you,
And pierces in these dolls sharp
needles.
She is also wearing amulets, talismans,
Summons the goddess Hecate and calls
The witches of Thessaly, that they
might thee
To turn into the body of a donkey,
The occult philosophy of Aggrippas
From Nettesheim she studied and three
times
And thrice-three times she wraps bands
Around her neck with magical medals
Of the Black Madonna of Czestochowa!
WAGNER
The witch! O would prefer a whore!
Oh, that all the women would be those
hookers
As recently in the magazine for men!
Fine materially she wants just to be,
the witch!
TITLE SELLER
The word video means knowledge,
Video and Veda means also the same.
So you buy a video and watch
The girl of your dreams, how the gun
She will smiling lustfully take in her
mouth!
You know, the woman is now called
Angelina.
WAGNER
I bought a video of a phantastic story,
Daemona is the woman in that video.
FOURTH SCENE
(Wagner and a chief inspector.)
INSPECTOR
So, brother Wagner, I've caught you!
WAGNER
I am the pure innocence in person!
INSPECTOR
Well, there are pious Christians
In the banking industry. But,
unfortunately,
The money, the love of money is the
evil's source
Of some diabolical temptation, root
Of evil is the love of money.
No, Christians stand before the Lord
And judge their soul and so
They remain honest in the banking
industry.
There are also people who are honest,
Although they do not believe in Jesus
Christ,
But they are afraid of the bad
reputation
And always keep neat their vest
Of the fraud with money.
But then there are people also, the
smart
As foxes are still smarter than the
peasants,
Famous is the shrewdness, but
Famous nor the cunning of a fox.
So smart people in the banking industry
Are smart enough to speculate with
money
That did others gather at the bank,
And these smart people can then
Let the money of others diligently work
And let the profit of speculation
Dexterity flow in their own pocket.
So the little man comes in banking
Through his cunning but to great
wealth.
WAGNER
What have I to do with you, cop?
INSPECTOR
Lies are said to have short legs
And honestly, it is said, lasts. But
still l fear.
But your tricks and all lies
Are revealed and come to the light.
Yes, wealth is founded on fraud
Like cuckoo eggs in the nest of the
dove!
WAGNER
What do I care about that? I do what I
want!
FIFTH SCENE
(Keno of Finkenburg, Harlequin,
Inspector.)
HARLEQUIN
My godfather – even the devil have
godparents -
My godfather gave me this wisdom:
A man should take a good woman,
A woman who knows how to behave
And chaste is still in the marital bed
And that is faithful to the marital
duties.
A man should not such a woman,
Who happy is to fuck, that brings
nothing but trouble.
But if the woman can fuck very good, so
should
The man they her just take for his
concubine.
FINKENBURG
You have the chaste lady Eve Pussy
Stolen her silken underwear!
HARLEQUIN
I only did it for you, you fat barrel
of wine!
Isn't in love everything allowed,
Isn't everything allowed in the war of
love?
INSPECTOR
I find the most sins and crimes
Done in passion and desire.
This gives the thief no right, that he
desires.
I have a witness here for your
Crimes. Repentance is placed before
you:
Give Eve Pussy her panties back
And her bra! But you
Shall go to jail, there on bread and
water
As monks you shalt fast and repent.
HARLEQUIN
I am not afraid in front of the prison,
cop,
There are in prison so many asses,
I want all of them to serve
With my dick, to the delight of
masochists
Which needs always an evil sadist.
INSPECTOR
You devil, is not a good man to purify
out of you?
HARLEQUIN
On the first day of creation, God the
Lord
Damned me to eternal damnation,
So I do nothing but God's will,
If I am nothing but a devil.
It takes the negative of the devil also
The Lord, therefore the positive
shines.
Why there is no Saint Judas Iscariot
Because he brought Jesus Christ to the
cross?
SIXTH SCENE
(Satan, Harlequin, Dame Sin.)
SATAN
You poor stupid fool Harlequin,
I am not satisfied with you!
Has Eve Pussy broken her marriage?
No! But she reads Master Eckard!
HARLEQUIN
I rushed all the passions to
And all murky sludge of animal's
Lust, lust of the flesh and lust of the
eyes,
But she has a hard heart of stone!
DAME SIN
But I am the ruler of the world,
I am the naked goddess of temptation
Who mates in fornication with Satan,
the serpent.
How great is my triumph but on earth!
There exist in the world the
concubines,
Because this time is a time of
concubines,
For this hour is the hour of bastards!
HARLEQUIN
But a woman is on the earth still,
Who not with her friend commits
adultery.
DAME SIN
So I sneak at night as a night ghost
In Peter Lady-Servant's brain and haunt
As once in front of Saint Anthony
And suck him as a naked woman in a
dream
The moist seeds from his hard phallus.
SATAN
The mother of all life, mother Eve,
I once seduced as lascivious snake
And attracted her to the tree with his
apples
And attracted her to the bush with the
sweet fig.
And to look upon it what a pleasure it
was,
The pair of apples and the divided
plum.
And I was lusting as a lascivious snake
And slipped in the divided plum.
And Eve itched in her vulva
And she has renounced God's instruction
And broke the marriage with Adam
And played the harlot with the serpent
Lucifer.
And now to this chaste Eve Pussy,
Is she faithful to God as the mother of
all Christians?
HARLEQUIN
I failed at this super woman!
O Satan, free me from prison!
Although I am not worthy to be called
thy son,
Only take me as your laziest servant
And take me back into the jaws of hell!
SEVENTH SCENE
(Two prison guards.)
FIRST GUARD
And suddenly I was paralyzed on his
body
And I'm blind at my eyes' star
And fell into a deep sleep like a
trance.
When I awoke, was the prison door
Opened, the prisoner fled, the fool.
SECOND GUARD
It smells like rotten eggs.
FIRST GUARD
I do not know, isn't it a smell of
sulfur?
SECOND GUARD
So I imagine myself the stench of the
plague.
FIRST GUARD
It skip fleas from the fur of the rats
And they itch me at my pubic hair.
SECOND GUARD
All this points to the devil.
FIRST GUARD
This is not too fishy.
SECOND GUARD
My grandmother blessed, pious,
Always crossed her mother's breast.
FIRST GUARD
In my childhood had the village priest
Blessed everything with holy water.
SECOND GUARD
We have given up everything
And believe that the devil is stupid
As an Arlecchino from the puppet show.
FIRST GUARD
But here we see the miracle worker.
It almost forces me to worship the
devil,
Who such large work of wonders can do.
If it did not smells just so
disgusting!
SECOND GUARD
The rat scurries in the dungeon.
FIRST GUARD
On, beat them to death, the disgusting
rats!
SECOND GUARD
What the Inspector said
And what the judge and the prosecutor?
FIRST GUARD
He will send us into the deepest
cellar,
And while these poor devil is free,
Are we caught in the cellar.
SECOND GUARD
How tricky is the evil, my deadly
enemy!
EIGHTH SCENE
(Wagner, Eve Pussy, Peter
Lady-Servant.)
WAGNER
O Natas, Natas, Natas! Sex, sex, sex!
Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof!
LADY-SERVANT
There are jumping out of your mouth
frogs!
WAGNER
Yes, Jesus is the Holy One of the Lord,
I but the property of the Antichrist!
LADY-SERVANT
What is your name, you demon in Wagner?
WAGNER
My name is Legion! Yes, we are many!
Who am I? And if so, how many then?
LADY-SERVANT
In the name of Jesus, come out, you
demon!
WAGNER
Ah, anger tearing me apart, hate and
aggression!
I'll kill you all! Come, get beats!
I will murder all mankind!
There are all the women nothing but
pussies!
You, Eve Pussy, come here at once!
You, Peter Lady-Servant, immediately
come here!
I beat you both your skulls!
LADY-SERVANT
In Jesus and Mary's name, be silent!
WAGNER
Ah hell, hell, hell, hell, hell!
(He rushes away screaming.)
LADY-SERVANT
Are you frightened, my beloved?
EVE PUSSY
I am amazed what the name of Jesus can
do.
LADY-SERVANT
Human dignity that God has given us,
Prohibits man that he
Contractually moors to a slave,
A slave of another man,
Immoral would be the contract before
God.
But I want to bow down before you,
With my tears to wash your feet,
With my hair to dry your feet,
And to say: I am your lowest slave!
EVE PUSSY
Be the lowest slave of the Madonna!
LADY-SERVANT
It's me, the lowest slave of the
Madonna!
EPILOGUE
THE POET
I think now about a pretty woman,
Her name is: The chaste deep lily,
She always asks her husband:
My Lord and my husband! The poor poet,
This our friend and Christian brother,
Has a hunger for baked duck
With rice and peanut butter sauce.
The husband always speaks: Now is not
the time.
The pretty woman, the chaste deep lily,
Full of promises smiles at the poet,
And see, to the Eucharist, there are
Rice, peanut butter sauce, and duck
meat!
And so this comedy ends – clap your
hands!
